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EPISODE 0.070: FANGS FOR THE MALADIES, PT. 2

Episode 0.070: Fangs For The Maladies, Pt. 2

(47.6 MB; 1:35:24 MIN)


Yes, Frequency Lite fans, we’re still around!

In the second part of“Fangs For The Maladies”, Docs Defiant and Despicable, Taliesin, Prof.Peter P. Picklepepper with manservant David Lee Roth and the ZombieAstronaut must fight off a plague of feral vampires (yes!  the same onefrom about a month ago!) and locate the missing and presumed nibbledupon Prof. Wheaton Barley…

While we all try to avoid killing one another, you get to hear vampire-themed audio from Midnight and Fear On Four, as well as an excerpt of the Ethereal Tales audiobook - a story written and read by Kevin Joseph!  Taliesin discusses feral vampires, courtesy of Taliesin Meets The Vampires.

“FangsFor The Maladies, Pt. 2” was written by KC Locke and W. Ralph Walters,with additional dialog by Brent Hinks, Jack J. Ward, Elizabeth Rast,Taliesin

Lord Drekavac – Victor Gates
Mr. Tetrax – David MacIver
Wheaton Barley – Victor Gates
Vampires – Taylor Kent
Therese Chevas
Scott Wentworth
Bill Hollweg
Victor Gates
Gwendolyn Jensen -Woodard
Doc Defiant – Mark Kalita
Prof. Picklepepper – Jack J. Ward
Taliesin – himself
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez – Brent Hinks
Innkeeper – Stevie Farnaby
Waitress – Alexa Chipman
Innkeeper’s Wife – Elizabeth Rast

Doctor Despicable left the party early

Whatever was left – W Ralph Walters


Played: 431 | Download | Duration: 01:35:51

EPISODE 0.069: CBS RADIO MYSTERY VAMPIRE

Episode 0.069: CBS Radio Mystery Vampire

(42.9 MB; 1:33:55 MIN)


Whilst we take a wee break from vampire killing, here are two episodes of the CBS Radio Mystery Theater dealing with vampires - the slightly muffled "Nightmare's Nest" and their adaptation of "Dracula".

Played: 1026 | Download | Duration: 01:34:21

EPISODE 0.068: FANGS FOR THE MALADIES, PT. 1

Episode 0.068: Fangs For The Maladies, Pt. 1

(47.6 MB; 1:44:02 MIN)


Taliesin is recruited by Doc Defiant to assist him and Prof. Picklepepper in the search and rescue effort for Prof. Wheaton Barley, a vampirologist last seen investigating a possible feral vampire outbreak in Doctor Despicable's hometown of Slumgullia.  Meanwhile, Doc receives a letter he thinks is inviting him to receive an award from the Slumgullian locals.  Coincidence?  Probably not. 


While we find ourselves trapped between villagers with torches and pitchforks and a plague of feral vampires, you get to listen to an episode of Stage 49 - a production of Dracula featuring Lorne Greene!  We also throw in a novelty record by Al Zanino and a few vampire movie trailers.   Taliesin unveils his second ever Bottom 3, courtesy of Taliesin Meets The Vampires.

"Fangs For The Maladies, Pt. 1" was written by W. Ralph Walters, with additional dialog by Victor Gates,
    Brent Hinks, KC Locke and Elizabeth Rast

Beatrice - Alexa Chipman
Taliesin - himself
Doc Defiant - Mark Kalita
Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper - Jack J. Ward
Sharky Sampson - Alasdair Stuart
David Lee Roth - himself
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez - Brent Hinks
the Defiant One pilot - Victor Gates
Miss Harridan - KC Locke
the innkeeper's wife - Elizabeth Rast
the innkeeper - Stevie Farnaby
the waitress - Alexa Chipman
the feral vampires - Therese Chevas
                            Victor Gates
                            Taylor Kent
                            Scott Wentworth
                            Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
                            W. Ralph Walters

Doctor Despicable appeared courtesy of a plaque he didn't get, and a plague he didn't want

Whatever was left - W Ralph Walters

Played: 1192 | Download | Duration: 01:44:31

When holidays strike...



Hi there, fellow astronauts! 

The Thanksgiving holidays brought family visits, a 10-hour a day/5-day a week job and a death in the family, so the podcast is a tad late.  Look for it next weekend...

Sorry about the delay!

EPISODE 0.067: HOLY RICH GUY IN A BAT SUIT!

Episode 0.067: Holy Rich Guy In A Bat Suit!

(47 MB; 1:42:42 MIN)


We're taking a bat break and listening to Batman audio, from a movie tie-in to Power Records to the OTR selection, the pilot episode of the Batman Mystery Club.  Taliesin discusses superheroes and vampires, courtesy of Taliesin Meets The Vampires.


Played: 1239 | Download | Duration: 01:43:11

EPISODE 0.066: THE THING THAT PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE

Episode 0.066: The Thing That Probably Should Not Be

(51.3 MB; 1:52:11 MIN)


It's Halloween, and the Wolfenbridgens are having a Halloween party for Eugene.  However, the evil Dr. Gwynplaine plans on slaughtering the guests and Doctor Despicable wants me to crash the party with him.  Will Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper be able to stop Gwynplaine?  Can I stop Doc? 

While we get beaten with a purse, you get to listen to episodes of Inner Sanctum and Is There A Ghost In The House!   Taliesin discusses the First Annual Bram Stoker Festival with pal Everlost, courtesy of Taliesin Meets The Vampires and Vampire News.

"The Thing That Probably Should Not Be" was written by W. Ralph Walters, with additional dialog by Victor Gates,
    Kim Gianopoulos, Brent Hinks and KC Locke

Eugene - Therese Chevas
Bob Wolfenbridgen - Bill Hollweg
Mrs. Wolfenbridgen - Kim Gianopoulos
Melissabessa Wolfenbridgen - Victoria Gianopoulos
Bob Wolfenbridgen Jr. - Kim Gianopoulos
Dr. Fermaine Gwynplaine - Victor Gates
Prof. Peter P. Picklepepper - Jack J. Ward
David Lee Roth - himself
Dwight Krampitz - Victor Gates
Dwight Jr. - Brent Hinks
Man Who Didn't Want To Dress Up Like Mr. T - Matt Pranger
Woman Who Wanted Him To Dress Up Like Mr. T - Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
Benny - Scott Wentworth
Jenny - Elizabeth Rast
Lenny -
Brandi Eckelberry
Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez - Brent Hinks
Attendees of the Wolfenbridgen party - Matt Pranger
                                                         Therese Chevas
                                                         Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard
Doctor Despicable wasn't really invited

Whatever was left - W Ralph Walters

Played: 4352 | Download | Duration: 01:52:42

EPISODE 0.065: CEREAL KILLERS

Episode 0.065: Cereal Killers

(25.8 MB; 56:25 MIN)


It's audio adventure from your favorite monster breakfast food stars, both from the seventies and today!  Listen to old ads and try to remember if you ever got any of those premiums from the bottom of your box...


Played: 2377 | Download | Duration: 00:00:00

EPISODE 0.064: DO YOU LIKE HITCHCOCK?

Episode 0.064: Do You Like Hitchcock?

(50.9 MB; 1:51:12 MIN)


We're going to listen to a few OTR adaptations of the films of Alfred Hitchcock from Academy Award Theater, Matinee Theater and the Screen Directors' Playhouse.

This podcast also features details on the Frequency Of Fear's first ever contest!  Listen for details...



Played: 1766 | Download | Duration: 01:51:43

Another short break



Hi there, fellow astronauts! 

Wow, has this been a bad week.  Really, really very bad.  Perhaps - dare I say it? No...

But yes!

Perhaps I am cursed.  But only this week.  I don't feel that I'll be cursed the following week. 

Yes, fellow astronauts, we're skipping a podcast.  But never fear, in a week and a half or so we'll be back.  Ha ha!

Thanks for your understanding!

EPISODE 0.063: SEVERANCE OF THE LIMBS

Episode 0.063: Severance Of The Limbs

(54.3 MB; 1:58:42 MIN)


There's a serial killer on the loose, and Sgt. Staccato and his partner, Sgt. Berk, are on the case.  Can they stop this mysterious butcher with the help of FBI agent Blake Franks?  Will Doctor Despicable finish his new experiment?  Will Channel 13 Action News Extreme partake in media sensationalism?  Will Dickey Brainulous find out who blew up Evilbot?  And what in the heck is a Peruvian Thigh Trap, anyway?

While these questions are answered (or not), you get to listen to episodes of The Clock, The Creaking Door and Nightfall and try to figure out who the killer in those tales are!  Taliesin discusses serial killers as they relate to vampires, courtesy of Taliesin Meets The Vampires.

"Severance Of The Limbs" was written by W Ralph Walters,
     with additional dialog by Brent Hinks,
KC Locke and Elizabeth Rast

Bouncer – Victor Gates

Drunk – KC Locke

Sgt.Staccato – Elie Hirschman

Sgt. Berk –David Sobkowiak

Weathers – KC Locke

Officer #1– Seth Hale

Officer #2– Victor Gates

Officer Zombie – Scott Wentworth

70’s Girl Victim – Christina Boyd

70’s Guy Victim – Scott Wentworth

Paper vendor – Jesse Willis

Carpark Victim #1 – Taylor Kent

Carpark Victim #2 – Victor Gates

BobWolfenbridgen – Bill Hollweg

Evilbot 8000 – Gwendolyn Jensen-Woodard

Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez – Brent Hinks

Female Beer-Hat Fanatic  – Elizabeth Rast

Dr. Canker– David MacIver

Dr. Gwynplaine – Victor Gates

Doctor Despicable appears courtesy of Ginsu Knives – you can saw through solid bone and still carve flesh and muscle like butter with Ginsu Knives

Whatever was left - W Ralph Walters


Played: 1768 | Download | Duration: 01:59:16