EPISODE 0.038: THE PURRFECT CRIME
Episode 0.038: The Purrfect Crime
(42.8 MB; 1:33:39 MIN)
When Mr. Miew Miew is kidnapped and used by a crazed cat cult to summon their cat god, Sgt. Staccato is on the case. Through a case of mistaken identity, so is Capt. Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez and myself. While we solve a mystery, you get to listen to cat-related OTR like The Price Of Fear, Supernaturally Yours and Christopher Lee's Fireside Tales. Listen to rock 'n' roll band The Branded being mean tomcats! Taliesin discusses cats (not bats), courtesy of Taliesin Meets The Vampires.
"The Purrfect Crime" was written by Brent Hinks and W Ralph Walters
Elie Hirschman - Sgt. Staccato, Pierre Katmandu
Kim Gianopolous - little boy with the bicycle
Brent Hinks - Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez
Therese Chevas - police dispatch, The Great Hairball
W Ralph Walters - everything else
(42.8 MB; 1:33:39 MIN)
When Mr. Miew Miew is kidnapped and used by a crazed cat cult to summon their cat god, Sgt. Staccato is on the case. Through a case of mistaken identity, so is Capt. Bonemarrow, Dr. Von Martinez and myself. While we solve a mystery, you get to listen to cat-related OTR like The Price Of Fear, Supernaturally Yours and Christopher Lee's Fireside Tales. Listen to rock 'n' roll band The Branded being mean tomcats! Taliesin discusses cats (not bats), courtesy of Taliesin Meets The Vampires.
"The Purrfect Crime" was written by Brent Hinks and W Ralph Walters
Elie Hirschman - Sgt. Staccato, Pierre Katmandu
Kim Gianopolous - little boy with the bicycle
Brent Hinks - Dr. Wilheim Von Martinez
Therese Chevas - police dispatch, The Great Hairball
W Ralph Walters - everything else
Played: 1999 | Download | Duration: 01:34:05


"it's not easy taking all this down on my etch-a-sketch, try to speak without using round letters." Brilliant dialog!!
great episode.
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Round corners and circles always drove me crazy on those things as a kid...
Glad you enjoyed the podcast!
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I think I heard Staccato's Indenti-Kit was one of those plastic-enclosed faces with the iron-filings and the little magnet on a stick... Funny show - even if it was re-written without me...
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Great show. One of the funniest FOF I have heard. The writing, producing, and acting are really good quality. Keep up the good work.
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Glad you liked it! That one was a nail-biting, last minute production, so I'm glad it was worth listening to at all...
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I agree that this episode was excellent, but my shoe wishes that he had more lines.
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Your podcasts are a big hit with me and the two co-workers who I share my mp3 play with. One of them took my player home one weekend and later discovered her daughter listening and laughing to the show.
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Ah ha! Corrupting the kids... finally!
Glad you guys are enjoying the podcast!
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What? Only sharing with 2 co-workers! Step up the pace there, mister! I want you reporting to work tomorrow with a BULLHORN so the whole company can hear it!!
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What?!?! we weren't needed ? *sniffle* well.... at least Sgt. Staccato got to be a part of this episode....
*runs away crying*
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Seriously man, great show.
ColinDSnow
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Sometimes Sgt. Staccato is a one-man wrecking machine, and the additional damage usually caused by the rest of the force isn't necessary.
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Great show, but one correction: "My Dear Beloved Saladin" came from "The Price of Fear," not "Fear on 4," though they did a version of the story too. I think both shows also did "Specialty of the House."
Keep up the good work.
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Arrgh!! Thanks for the correction, Astronaut Joel - I'll run it in the next podcast. That's what I get for rushing through production...
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